Essay Galaxy - How to TP
How to TP
One dark, cold night I set out on a mission. My friend, Jaman, and
I were walking down my street looking for a good house to TP. As we were
walking, we met some girls who were also looking for a good house to TP.
Together we had eighty rolls of toilet paper. Jaman and I always used to
TP until my mom found out. We became so good that we could use five rolls
and it would look like we had used ten. The three things to remember before
TPing are how to pick a good house, when to go, and how to throw and or
wrap the toilet paper.
The first thing to learn before TPing is how to pick a good house.
The best houses have lots of trees and/or cacti. Then make sure that there
are no lights on. One shouldn't forget to pick a house in a good
neighborhood because, if it is a bad neighborhood, the homeowners may come
home and get upset. If this happens I suggest running like mad becau....
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