Dumb Criminals In every walk of life we have the good and bad of society. While the good is what we want most, we always get some criminals. Not all criminals are as bad as we might think, sure they’ll rob us all blind and clean out the refrigerator at the same time, most of them are just stupid. Since good cannot exist without evil, I would prefer criminals to be dumb and easily apprehended. So, to aspiring criminals I present this guide of how to be a dumb criminal. The first, and most important, step to becoming a dumb criminal is to do away with common sense. Getting rid of one’s common sense not only betters one’s ability at being a dumb criminal, but it also makes life easier in general because it gets rid of thinking. Those of us who have this ability inborn are naturals, and are truly one of the beautiful people; the rest of us will just have to try and s....

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