War of the Leather-Orb: A Beowulfian Parody Yes, we have heard of the rivalrous war of the leather-orb amongst the Titans, bearers of blue and the Dragons, bearers of orange in the days past. All honor and glory to the first blue, son of Coachtheow whose wise ways brought him praise and holdings from the Maker of Breath. For -seven thousand and three hundred moon-suns the bearers of blue prospered in honors and conquered the bearers of orange in the brutal match of the leather-orb. Then Fate would deliver to them the Refthebeast, taker of body needs, wielder of the yellow cloth. This yard-marker, enemy to man, brought fear and unease to the orange and the blue people, tearing down their concession-halls, spilling their body-coolants and stealing their body-chow. Coachingwulf and Instructgar On the seven thousand, thre....

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