A Real Friend Anyone can stand by you when you are right... but a real friend stands by you when you're wrong. A simple friend identifies himself when he calls... a real friend dosen't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life... a real friend says "Whats new with you?" A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are new... A real friend says "You've whined about the same thing for years, get off your duff and do something about it!! A simple friend had never seen you cry... a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears. A simple friend dosen't know your parents first names... a real friend has their num