The Future of the GOP Welcome to the strange and scary forest of the future! I am your tour guide, Uncle Sam, and this is my buddy GOP. Yes, I do realize that he is an elephant! Now, for all of those of you who don’t know his name, spelled G-O-P, stands for “Grand Ol’ Party!” He is here to assist me today in taking you on the tour of the Dysfunctional Democratic Forest of the Future. So, my friend, let us begin our journey. Now, this is a long and tricky trip, and it is possible to get lost so allow me to first give you a little overview of what you just might be getting into by going on this here voyage. We will start out easy with a jaunt