Have Another Beer It was the first Friday night of the term. Sally, Fred, and Dean all started getting ready for a party. This of course was their first “frat” party. Sally wore her slinkiest dress, Fred had the funkiest clothes on and Dean wore his muscle man shirt. They went to the party and began to drink. The guests were in amazement at these three drunks. The three were soon labeled; Sally Sad, Fred Funny, and Dean Mean. Sally, Fred, and Dean were the three who drank the most alcohol. Sally Sad is the drunk who is the most annoying. All Sally can do is talk about how miserable life is. by th