My Man I sat on the beach eyeing the brown haired hunk who sat all alone a little way away from me. I kept thinking of whether I should get up and "accidentally" trip next to him. After pondering this for about 15 minutes, I decided what the heck- I didn't have anything to lose. As I Got up, I glanced over one more towards his direction, I saw the most horrid sight! Sitting right next to him, was some blonde haired girl, wearing the skimpiest bikini I had ever seen! I decided I still wanted to go and get up, but to stretch my legs, and besides, the water was looking really nice. I walked to the water, past my man, and I tried to listen to what they were saying to each other. As I did this,